(Mama: That's sort of yucky. Why would you draw a picture of that?)
No, it's me going poop on the potty (pause, then insert grin) just a tiny poop on the carpet.
(Mama: Maybe you should stop drawing pictures of poop. Who taught you to draw that? The boys?)
No (insert bigger grin of pride) I just did it!
Who needs boys to appreciate the greatness of fine art portraying poop ; )
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